With the big day just around the corner, this reimagined carol is dedicated to all those long-suffering lone golfers within a family who annually have to smile through painful gifts…

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true loves gave to me…….

Twelve Donnay Golf Balls

Eleven Monogrammers

Ten Golf Stroke Counters

Nine Iron Covers

Eight Bumper Stickers

Seven silly socks

Six Golf Pen Gift Sets

Five Ball Washers…

Four Grandad Caps

Three Tarby Joke Books

Two potty putters and a

Putt machine without a battery.